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1 person found this review helpful
63.1 hrs on record (43.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
⭐ Rating: 9/10

A surprisingly fun and addicting drug dealing simulator!

Schedule I caught me off guard—in the best way. It’s a gritty but humorous drug-dealing sim with tons of different drugs to work with and a solid variety of playable mixes you can experiment with. The game gives you a lot of freedom in how you want to run your operation, and it doesn’t take itself too seriously, which makes the whole thing more enjoyable.
The graphics have this funny, stylized look that adds to the charm, and the mechanics are deeper than they seem at first. There’s definitely enough content here to keep you busy for hours, especially if you enjoy economic sims or games like Drug Dealer Simulator.

If you like games where you can hustle, build your empire, and experiment with strategy—this one’s worth checking out. Hope they keep updating it!

👍 Recommended!
Posted 4 April.
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13.9 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 10
Posted 27 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
594.8 hrs on record (50.1 hrs at review time)
best game ever
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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