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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:14am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:18am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:41am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:44am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:52am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:11pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:25am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:55am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:55am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:24am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 11:37am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:54am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:45am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:24am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:48am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:53am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:02am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:36am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:17am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:48am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:47am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 10:15am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:57am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:57am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:00am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:58pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:54am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:08am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:02am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:23am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:02am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:45am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:59am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:53am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:34am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:19am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:26am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:15am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:54pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:25am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:47am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:46am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:41am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:30am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 10:15am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:17pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:49pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 2:32pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:26am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:31am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:31am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:32am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:23pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:37am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:39am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:49am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:43am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:43am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:30am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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