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13 of 29 (45%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Marathon Runner

Take 15,000 steps in a single Campaign save
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:44pm

Reporting for duty!

Suit up
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:34pm

Safe Heaven

Unlock your first Safe Room
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:14pm

Pub Brawl

Start an argument at The Broken Seal
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:18pm

Daily Bonus

Claim a free daily drink at the Mall
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 2:29pm

Myth, busted!

Cause a toilet to explode without using explosives
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:47pm

Sharp Shooter

Land a Headshot Kill from at least 70 meters away
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:51pm

Gwyn Simp

Spend at least 5000 Selver in a single Gwyn Machine session
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:45pm

Unionize!

Get 100 Minimum-Wagers in Burger Flipper
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:28pm

Humanity's Second Chance

Reach the streets
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 7:58pm

Homecoming

Visit Dawn's home
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:07pm

Paper Forever

Fight through the Liancria Office Complex
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:50pm

Mozzarella Miracle!

Get very lucky by finding a full box of pizza
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:27pm



NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD

Die within 5 seconds of starting a game on Selaco Must Fall difficulty

Little Plushy Man

Safely return Wilson the Bear to Dawn's home

AFK

Spend 1 hour inside a 'Xen Wellness Center' sauna without interruption

Crime Averted

Save a fish from suffocation

Humiliation!

Defeat a Juggernaut with your fists

Death Incarnate

Kill 1,000 Enemies
748 / 1,000

Buddy System

Buddy-up with Jonathan

Sharp and Shiny

Obtain all upgrades for a single weapon

DPS LFG

Obtain 1200 DPS at the Shooting Range in Punching Bag mode

Overkill

Kill an enemy with your Fists while having a Bunny Hopper, Protein Shake and Confidence Booster active

Save the World, bro!

Reach Level 10 in SPACE BRO

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Trigger a Trash Tornado

Embrace The Chaos

Complete 'Pathfinder Memorial' with Randomizer Mode
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