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Recent reviews by Gump freak 👅

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
27.0 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Broly gave me the nastiest backshots known to man :sob:
Posted 11 October.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
ahem. this game is the worst piece of ♥♥♥♥ that i have ever laid eyes upon. genuinely, i would rather scalp my infant son and then beat the authorities to death with it, then spend more than 45 minutes on this garbage of a unity asset flip. frankly, i want a refund for my time too, because i could have been beating it for 45 minutes and gotten even greater enjoyment out of that then this aboslute dumpsterfire. truly, if you are reading this, delete the game, and write that note. sincerely, yours truly, and forever more, i touch myself.
Posted 1 October.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
20.9 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
No big ttity space marine women to grope n plapp laplap lppap
Posted 7 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
67.9 hrs on record (42.0 hrs at review time)
A bug ripped off my pants and impregnated me :pensive:
Posted 25 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.9 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
PULLS OUT MY SHAFT AND STARTS STORKING MY LITTLE KAZUMA AHH HIOHAOSHFSDF
Posted 11 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
34.8 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
LOADING SCREEN SIMULATOR 2023
Posted 22 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Nah when you fight the creaturas and they done punch you they be the mike tyson
Posted 5 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
26.8 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Im just like gordon freeman fr
Posted 12 April, 2023.
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33 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
9.2 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
I paid 80 dollars to jerk off to glad0s
Posted 27 March, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
80.5 hrs on record (56.4 hrs at review time)
rust the the game ever
Posted 28 February, 2023.
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