Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
🤥
All the existing 2.0.x kernels are to buggy for 2.1.x to be the
main goal.
-- Alan Cox
😭
Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
🤠
A man of genius makes no mistakes.
His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce, "Ulysses"
🙄
| |-sshd---tcsh-+-dpkg-buildpacka---rules---sh---make---make---sh---make---sh---make---sh---make---sh---make---sh---make
-- While packaging XFree86 for Debian GNU/Linux
😴
"OK, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million
for good thinking, yeah? "
🤧
Lackland's Laws:
(1) Never be first.
(2) Never be last.
(3) Never volunteer for anything
🤣
He's dead, Jim.
😲
Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
🤠

Potmehúň

lelec

*rep nie polecam troluje mecze

-REP ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep jebana skolopędra