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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:52am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:36am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:11am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 2:21am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:55am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:19am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:44am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:13am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:10am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:32am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:32am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:23am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:18am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:30pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:17am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:14am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:46am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:19am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:56am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:54am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:24am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:13am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:38am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:48am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:14am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:01am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:27am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:59am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:02am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:14am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:31am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:41am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:41am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:00am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:58am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:06am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:18am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:16am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:39am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:09pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:59am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 8:58am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 12:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:34am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:12am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:25am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:49am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:02am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:17am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:38am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:10pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:25pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:13am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:28pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:14am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:49am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:00am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:35am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:58am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:13am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:31am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:45am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:48pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:53am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:33am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:58am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:03am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:56am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:58am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:52pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:41am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:18pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 5:14am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 6:00am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:29am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:09pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:30am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:56am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:56am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:24pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:17am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:25am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:53am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:53am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:32pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:19am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:43pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:45am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:38am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:39am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:06am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:35am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:30am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:45am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:17am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:18am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:24am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:11am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:15am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:32am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:48am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:24am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:13am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:45am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:13am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:04am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:13am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:20am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:38am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:50am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 9:35am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 12:08am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 4:03am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:47pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:15am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:34am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:38am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:01am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:03am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:55am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:11am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:43pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:57am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:10am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 10:32am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:13am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:58am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:15am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:31am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:03am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 10:32am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:15am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:43am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:49am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:02am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 8:58am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 7:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:15am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:20am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:37am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:31am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:11am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:15am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:11am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:15am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:43am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:03am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 9:25am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 6:01am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:21am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:01am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:08am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:31am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:03am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:05am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 6:01am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 2:21am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:14pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:05am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:18am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:10am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:03am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 6:00am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:46am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:38am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:43pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:58am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 10:47am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 8:06am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 12:29am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 2:21am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 1:18pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:18pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:00am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:44pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:14am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:17am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:34am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 9:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 7:27am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:38am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:08am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:38am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:55am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 10:48am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 2:54am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:17am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:35am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 10:50am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:15am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:32am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:27am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 9:35am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 12:08am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:08am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:10am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:43am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 7:59am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 8:03am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 10:48am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 9:25am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 12:38am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:31am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:25pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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