Emperor Nick: oh well
Emperor Nick: i will bed
King Seamus: no dont
Emperor Nick: i will
Emperor Nick: bed
King Seamus: okay gn
Emperor Nick: sleep well slamsandwich
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King Seamus: great
King Seamus: i want a sandwich now


King Seamus of Uganda: how many e-dollas you have
Emperor Nick: e-dollas
Emperor Nick: like
Emperor Nick: quite a few
Emperor Nick: lemme check
Emperor Nick: roughly 90 mil
King Seamus of Uganda: maybe you can use some of that on a hair transplant
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Neko Seamus: can you answer something for me cause it has been bugging me for a while
Emperor Nick: ask
Neko Seamus: How exactly does one get ♥♥♥♥♥ while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always ♥♥♥♥ blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows ♥♥♥♥ out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your ♥♥♥♥ off, just to ♥♥♥♥ with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your ♥♥♥♥. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any ♥♥♥♥♥.
Emperor Nick: JESUS


Emperor Nick: i suck big black ♥♥♥♥♥




Tsiuq er nu Online.
Tsiuq: 1,1 million søgninger på KKK om måneden
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King Seamus: wtf


Emperor Nick: Seriously, does there exist any catchphrase more recognizable than GET OVER HERE
King Seamus: I'M REALLY FEELING IT
Emperor Nick: NOW IT'S SHULK TIME
Emperor Nick: I guess there's a couple
Emperor Nick: LETS'A GO
Emperor Nick: HEARRHHGGH -Link
King Seamus: Or y'know, maybe... KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
King Seamus: And y'know
King Seamus: The most infamous one of them all
King Seamus: RYUU GA WAKA TEKI WO KURAU
Emperor Nick: RYU GA WAKATEKI WO KURAU
Emperor Nick: YES
King Seamus: HAH


King James: Flappy Bird
King James: A game i used to own
Emperor Nick: Then i lost my temper
Emperor Nick: Now i need a new phone
King James: frig
Emperor Nick: frig
King James: frig
Emperor Nick: 5C!


Emperor Nick is now Online.
Emperor Nick: Wouldn't it be cool, to have a horse which walks around inside your house?
Emperor Nick: If i had a horse like that, i would call it Javier.


Emperor Nick: y'know, i've never said this to anybody, but i like arabic instruments.
Emperor Nick is now Away.