"What ♥♥♥♥♥♥' language do deaf people think in?"
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"All of the months they spent counting to 10 couldn't prepare them to count the rounds coming out of my magazine."
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"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate when people just turn and spam walls when they get shot at."

*20 minutes later, same match, get shot at and proceed to turn and spam walls*

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
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"Shut your trap, trap."
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*Stuck in the blue in Fortnite*

I'm not even tripping, I know I'm gonna make it.

*gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blasted .00000000001 seconds after saying that*
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"♥♥♥♥ 1970"
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"Cops are just suck."
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*Sneeze*

"That's a nice laugh, kid."
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"You need to have a good GPU to get into college."
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"All of these are ♥♥♥♥. Gay ass air."
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"Man fight less when you hit him head off."
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"ah sweet homie."
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*Jumps off cliff*

"I'm gonna die from falling, watch."

*dies*
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"Are you willing to pay more than $70 for a PC case?"

"Nah."

"Alright, let me just set this for 'broke ♥♥♥♥♥ territory.'"
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"So how realistic you want this ♥♥♥♥ to be? There's a mod that adds radios and direct chat."

"Hold on, ♥♥♥♥♥. That's some 3000 hour ♥♥♥♥. I'm on hour two. It's like I'm smoking my first joint right now. I took my first hit and you're recommending crack like 'SO HOW HIGH YOU TRYNA GET ♥♥♥♥♥?!'"
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"I don't like to play Fortnite because a bunch of 14 year olds keep taking me to stupid town."
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