Excuse me sir..

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "guy"?? A "male?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a guy around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a guy online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish guys were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to an attractive man--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be hot based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're amazing anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). ;)

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, cutie!

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How to make chocolate cake
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Ingredients
1 cup white sugar
1 1/8 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup cold, strong, brewed coffee

Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour an 8 inch pan. Sift together flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add egg and vanilla and beat well. Add flour mixture, alternating with coffee. Beat until just incorporated.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 35 to 45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the cake comes out clean.

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who said you could play beat hazard without me, even though i doubt we would even have any file names in common since we have never played before

Kappa