Recent reviews by Sarnoe

Capcom added Enigma DRM
Womp womp

Local Co-op based genre
Always online
In-game purchases

Keep it simple, stupid

Jack Black Bowser

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Guys, guys, guys! Paunch is about their fat guts, not just a retarded spelling of "punch"

I'm glad this is the reason for my RSI.

Conq is broken and is getting a nerf in "Marching Fire" suppossedly.
Warden just got a rework and is also broken.
I don't really mind a 50/50 (Especially because Shield Bash costs more stamina now). But once that boy starts negating any form of punishment he deserves by feinting I get the big sad.
Shugoki is a joke in general.
Lawbringer is mostly a joke - moreso annoying than anything if they shove on block.
Devs prefer to make big fixes and announcements instead of bringing out fixes as soon as they're ready.
(Conq nerf being case example if it is a thing) (Warframe is good for that sorta thing)
Servers are (mostly) fixed and are decent.
Know that if you were to hop onto SV5 online, you would get your arse whooped. Its the same thing here.
Stop complaining
Raider now has an unlock tech which makes his zone do a 720 turn before hitting. And its beautiful.

Also.
Don't kite as lawbringer unless you want CJ to expose you...
R.I.P

Good game, stuff is there. Bought it because it was on sale a while back.
However I won't be playing more untill it's either finished or the devs ditch it - which I think is rather unlikely; They seem to enjoy making it.

Look...
Its a good game. I enjoy it.
Make sure to listen to your PLP teacher and set goals.
But for the love of god.
Let me F***ING GRIND INGAME FOR COSMETICS.
Not outside, at work.
Let me use in-game credits to buy cosmetics.

Please.
9/10
F***ing microtransactions...

While the combat, the landscapes in absolver are both exceptional in this game,
there is one major thing that this gamelacks.

The combat is very tight and rewarding once you have it down pat and you can feel like a badass when surviving a gank and coming out on top. Although there are a view annoyances, like being up agaisnt a wall. When you're pushed up against a wall and being attacked by >2 people, you're most likely going to be unable to see anyone save for the person you've locked onto. This can make fights much harder to enjoy.

The world, while a little confusing at first, is very aesthetic. With winding roads and twisting turns you'll soon get lost in it, however that's -- for me -- one of the good parts.

The main problem I have with this game so far is that there are no servers that Australians can connect to with decent ping. Well, any that I'm aware of anyway. I finished the pve aspect in 8 hours *Yes, I know, very slow* and now Absolver is going to sit in my library collecting dust until I can enjoy seemless pvp. I really have fallen inlove with this game -- despite being relatively bad and having quite a temper -- and I can feel the love that has been poured into this.
I can't wait for the dev's ETA on Oceanic servers and I can't wait at all for the oceanic servers themselves.