among us?

accept my friend request bro

hey, add me i wanna talk

hey, you should add me. You were fun to play with

hope you already lost the game

I sexually Identify as a Clorox Disinfectant Wipe. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of removing 99.9% of bacteria from kitchen appliances, hardwood surfaces, and bathroom toilets. People say to me that a person being a cleaning cloth is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm citrus fresh. I'm having a plastic surgeon install microfiber threads, substrates and a lemon fragrance on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Citrus Blend" and respect my right to wipe clean any germ-infested surface without the dangers of bleach. If you can't accept me you're a clorophobe and you need to check your deodorizing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.