Recent reviews by Phlare

It's time to throw away that bear claw back scratcher and break out the wrist supports and neck braces because this game is going to abrasively scratch that rhythm itch you've had for 10+ years and brainwash you into not even noticing the strain you're putting on your wrist through hours of tap tap TAPPING and the ache in your neck from the head bop bop BOPPING.

You will be whisked away into a wonderful world of succulent ear candy and fast moving little guys with a penchant to make you yearn for cheese. Your little digits are going to be tapping those arrows keys in such rhythmic fashion that any nearby bugs are going to run for the hills for fear of an absolute onslaught of nuclear Democracy.

If you are a rhythm buff, or have spent more hours than you'd like to admit holding and sitting in front of plastic instruments and a TV, do yourself a favor and get this game. Be young again. Or keep being young. Whatever fits your demographic.

10/10 Strawberry Jam

Woah...it's over..

ARCHER!