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They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burned my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fingerprints off; they will not find me
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aben 17 Jan @ 11:08am 
This man walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara for 40 days and 40 nights, with nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny.
HelloSmorrello 25 Jan, 2021 @ 3:47pm 
Art is a prison, and I am serving a life sentence.
HelloSmorrello 24 Jan, 2021 @ 7:58am 
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.
HelloSmorrello 24 Jan, 2021 @ 7:58am 
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