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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:37am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:05am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:05am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:11am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:11am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:26am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:13pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:20am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:08pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:17pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:11am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:26am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:45am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:46am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:14pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:37pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:38pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:23am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:51am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:55am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:48am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:21am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:25am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:47am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:59am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:15am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:15am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:24am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:46pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:45am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:32pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:53am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:30pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:51am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:36am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:00pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:23am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:10am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:37am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:14am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:48am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:01am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:04am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:51am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:57am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:02am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:17am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:50am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:14am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:29pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:43am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:22am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:30am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:01am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:47am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:38am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:09pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:02am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:07am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:36am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:28pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:28am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:15am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:01pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:44am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:19am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:30pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:38pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:45pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:42am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:35pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:32pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:56pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:36pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:52pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:52am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:20pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:31pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 1:53pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:23pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:28am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:31am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:03pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:23am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:41pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:58pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:49am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:05pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:01pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:13am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:34am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:30pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:34pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:34pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:38pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:30pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:39pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:58am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:31pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:38pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:28pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:34pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:45pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:46pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:20am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:22am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:20pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:23pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:29pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:26pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:35pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:56pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:14pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:47pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:24pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:18pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:42am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:42am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:53am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:20pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:21pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:42am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:58am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:18pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:49am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:29pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:30pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:32pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:33pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:35pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:28pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:20am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:26am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:45am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:45am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:44am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:38am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:29pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:29pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:33am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:15am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:05am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:43am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:00am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:24pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:01am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:38pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:15pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:36am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:19am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:29pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:45pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:47pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:17am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:30am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:17am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:51am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:42am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:05am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:23am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:27pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 5:16pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:44am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:57pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:07pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:08pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:21pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:20pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:12am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:02am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:30pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:17pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:31am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:58pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:37pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:37pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:38pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:28pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:30pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:56am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:20am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:45am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:45am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:45am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:05am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:06am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:11pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:40pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:37am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:19pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:02am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:38pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:51am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:24am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:45am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:45am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:34am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:05am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:10pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:07am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:29am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 2:40pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:19pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:12am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:23am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:05am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:01pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:33pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:51am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:43am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:54pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:29pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:46am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:19pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:56am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:20pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:36am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:34pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:27pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:57am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:47am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:06am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:13pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May @ 1:26pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:28pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:46am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:37pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:18am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:20am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:44am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:44am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:44am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:04am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:04am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:12pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:13pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:13pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:10am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:21am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:19am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:23am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:26pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:12am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:09pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 4:25pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:05am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:51am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:19am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:13pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:57am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:59am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:06am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:57am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:18pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:12am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:02pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:46am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:44am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:44am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:03am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:04am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:05am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:07pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:10pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:33am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:26pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 12:57am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 4:15pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:50am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:42pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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