PhiBi3
PhiBi2
Germany
When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.
When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.
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Kermit did 9/11
It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.

In a Muppets Christmas film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of ♥♥♥♥ could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses.

The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.
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RØXEN 2 Aug @ 11:59am 
what you see is what you get 28. Juni um 17:46
-rep negev player

DBroken 4. Mai um 21:54
trash duo with cheater

mONti ♂ 13. Apr. um 20:53
Low skill gaytard, ez suck at 1945 btw

Lytrix 5. März um 12:28
Dieser Mann hier kann sich gut artikulieren.

TOTAL BAZYL 7. Mai 2023 um 17:34
XYESOS

FieserFriese 14. März 2023 um 20:10
cheating dog u are
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DBroken 4 May @ 12:54pm 
trash duo with cheater
mONti ♂ 13 Apr @ 11:53am 
Low skill gaytard, ez suck at 1945 btw
Lytrix 5 Mar @ 3:28am 
Dieser Mann hier kann sich gut artikulieren.
БЛОНДЫЛЕВ 7 May, 2023 @ 8:34am 
XYESOS