Recent reviews by Pharaoh_Phunk

I put 20 hours into this game...yesterday.

I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it again.

I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ doin' it.

Scratched that Armored Core Itch that FromSoft left on my ass the past few years.

Can't wait to see where this game goes.

There's not much to do. On Legacy you wander around doing next to nothing. On Envirma you spawn in and get eaten.

The last time so many people believed and paid into such blatant lies and propaganda, the systematic and nationally funded attempted erradication of targeted ethnicities became a worldwide horror machine the likes of which would not be seen until now.

Perhaps this game is our pennance for daring to ignore the signs, that it might repeat again.

At least our punishment took the form of a flaccid and pedantic pile of code, one that will probably be remembered as being wholly ineffectual, unable to surpass Superman 64 as the worst game I've ever played.

But at least you tried, Hello Games. At least you aren't the worst loser.

I've seen better handling on those "dish" sleds you get from the Bargain stores.