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🔋 ❄ 📒 his death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar.
🍧 ❄ 👃 "Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol." Over at the
💗 ❄ 📗 microphone, about to sing, are Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, and the
🎄 ❄ 👑 bassist is the late Barry Oakley of the Allman Brothers. So Stevie
🎫 ❄ 🎈 Ray's thinking, "Oh, wow! I've died and gone to rock and roll heaven."
🚕 ❄ 🍆 Just then, Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down at the drums, and says:
🐠 ❄ 🚙 "'Close to You'. Hit it, boys!"
💙 ❄ 🍖 -- Told by Penn Jillette, of magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller 😺🎍🐊