AIN'T NOTHING GAY ABOUT SUCKING ♥♥♥♥ BRO

Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. 'Competitive' matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13. Lag
14. Cheaters
15- 64 tick servers



Important and insightful quotes:

"Live slow, die whenever"

"I've got a ♥♥♥♥ full of helium; I'll ♥♥♥♥ you up."

"Well it was about this time I realized this girl scout was eight stories tall and a crustacean from the peleozoic era"

"People need to stop buying midas unless they truly understand how the item works. I'm not trying to sound cocky or anything but ♥♥♥♥"

"It's only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything"

"You are alone and nothing is possible" Papa Bless

"I'm a gay sea otter; I blow other dudes out of the water."

"Okay, Okay, don't break an arm jerking yourself off"

"Women can't be presidents with them women brains"

"It ruins the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Apple Jacks, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - trey

"It sounds like you two have a pretty healthy relationship" -tony
"As healthy as it can be when your girlfriend is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy" -mike

"I did try and ♥♥♥♥ her. She was married. I moved on her like a ♥♥♥♥♥, but I couldn't get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look. I've gotta use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful -- I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything, grab them by the ♥♥♥♥♥. You can do anything." - President of The United States of America