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The Pope: Are you sure this is Boston?
Peter: Yeah, its Boston. See look, there's Harvard.
The Pope: That's just a barn.
Peter: Ooh. Someone went to Yale!
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If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
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The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard
loom weaves flowers and leaves.
-- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer
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FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #2
Never goose a wolverine.
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The myth of romantic love holds that once you've fallen in love with the
perfect partner, you're home free. Unfortunately, falling out of love
seems to be just as involuntary as falling into it.
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I tripped over a hole that was sticking up out of the ground.
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