Recent reviews by Cunnilingus Connoisseur

I got my legs blown off due to a friendly strafing run and now have to live the rest of my life as a crippled veteran from the war on liberty. But that's alright, at least I got a sweet t-shirt out of it!

"Mom, can we get Pokémon?"

"No, we have Pokémon at home."

Pokémon at home:

Out of your friends, which one are you?

• Truck Freak
  
• Crazy ass
  
• друг
  
• The fighter

I thought I was (sort of) okay with changes made to this game, but now that I hear they are changing too much, I've changed my mind completely on this game. Sure it sounds pretty dumb of me to only just now change how I feel about this game, but I'm serious. An ability for a character that literally made the character is now being changed, is probably the worst grogging thing possible.

Sorry but, you don't suppose they could just... revert the changes back to how Overwatch was originally?

There is a lot of change going on. Not good either.

As one might describe this being the spiritual successor to an old cult classic, Jet Set Radio Future, I can firmly say that it most definitely is and does a great job at giving that same vibe from 2002. This game is nothing short of awesome and it would be even better with updates.

Now I hadn't mentioned anything about the actual game play yet, but If you are a JSRF fan, I won't even have to tell you how this game plays. The game has you do tricks with either inline skates, a skateboard, bike, or even sometimes parkour to raise your score to complete tasks. The choice in move styles is something I wanted from a game like Jet Set Radio Future, since it only ever had skates and never allowed you to just walk around.

Jet Set Radio Future had couch co-op, but I know games don't do that anymore these days. That is one thing that I would've hoped for at least or even online multiplayer, but I guess that'll be left to the modding community. (If anyone knows for a fact this is wrong, I'll correct my review.)

(I have written this review without any knowledge if the game will have updates or more content to it than what was released.)

I hate ready or not. who ever wanted to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cop? this is terrible because they wield GUNS! You really think anyone will enjoy a game with GUNS in it!? People in this game scream for help and you get shot by a man with a GUN! I cannot stand this type of game, it makes me sick to my stomach to know you can play as a police officer and kill innocent people that try to live their life of criminals with guns.

It has been a long time coming for this. A new Halo game that is both fresh and enjoyable. Evidently the series has been suffering from some odd years in terms of story and hopefully the story is brought back into the interest zone.

Who knew we'd see a new halo game in 2021, especially during Halo's 20th anniversary? Halo fans couldn't be more happy for this.

I will have to say my only gripe with the game is that it it seems a tad clunky and if your internet sucks (like mine right now), it will not be that enjoyable playing the multiplayer. It also has some problems with connectivity (like crashes) and pre-made groups for big team battle not pairing you up with those you've joined the game with.

I give the multiplayer so far a: 3.5 Halos / out of 5. Just make sure you never play this game on a keyboard & mouse.

This is a title I would describe as a hidden gem of a game. It's not expensive, DLC is just cosmetic, pretty good re-playability as far as i've had experienced.

The graphics aren't all that great, but honestly unique and not even hard to look at. Gunplay and mechanics of the game are nice with nothing jenky about it at all. Maps being proceduraly generated makes for the environment not the same every time.

Deep Rock Galactic is quite simple to get a hold of, and the higher difficulties are gonna kick your ass but make it all the more challenging, so it'll take some time before you're able to get there for the experience and advancements in your characters to beat those other difficulties.

Its about time. Halo on the PC has been long awaited, and has finally arrived. The game is a good port, just some negatives however about hit registry here and there, but that is the only non-redeemable flaw. Still works like halo regardless of that, however.

This is a classic Dungeons & Dragons type of game that has been my all time favorite from when i was a kid to even now. I will always cherish this game and happen to play it time from time again.