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🔋 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 📀
💙 💛 🚗 🐊 💃 👔 🥒 🚕 🌋 📒
Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cow
and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze
'em!"? -- Calvin
"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MY
TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."
("She's on to me.")
A good compromise leaves everyone mad.
-- Calvin
🎫 🌳 🎁 🐟 🥗 📕 👽 🌸 🌽 🍆