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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:46pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:11am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:45am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:24pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 7:57pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:22pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:14pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:17pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:48pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:35pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:59pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:12pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:44pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:13am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:09am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:27am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:38pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:44pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:44pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:44pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:53pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:24am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:03am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:33pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:46pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:07am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:45pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:43pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:42pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:27pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:30am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:26pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:14am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:31pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:12pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:03am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:31pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:14am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:46pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:05pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:49pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:18pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:27am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:45pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:49am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:02pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:07pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:54am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:45am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:27pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:10pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:50am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:27pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 7:57pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:44pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:10pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:16pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:31pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:45am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:33pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:32pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:51pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:51pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:23pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:31pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:00pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:10pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:30pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:03pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:10pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:01pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:34pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:51pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:52am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:33pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:45am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:00pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:54am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:20pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:13pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:10pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:32am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:14pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:01pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:24pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:44pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:20pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:27pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:12pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:12pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:44pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:59pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:30pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:39am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:21pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:54am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:42pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:14pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:52pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:28pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:11am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:26pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:31pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:24pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:53pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:21pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:58pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:12pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:26pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:53pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:08pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:11pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:16pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:44pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 3:41pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:04pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:08pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:04pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:43pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:05pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:18pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:18pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:59pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:05pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:45pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:27pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:09pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:49am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:12pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:25pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:16pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:44pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:10pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:46am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:20pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:56pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:22pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:50pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:10pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:18pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:58pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:10pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:49pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:01pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:01pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:59pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:36pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:11pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:58am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:50pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:01pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:15pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:31pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:23pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:44pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 2:27pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 2:27pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:46pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:15am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:20pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:18pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:36pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:44pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:15pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:07pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:10am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:56am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:43pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:44pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:03pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:16pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:17pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:03pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:12pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:10pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:10am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:26pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:55pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:06pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:32am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:10pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:23am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:15pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:52pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:55am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:08pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:57pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:24pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:15am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:27pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:17pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:25pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:50pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:04pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:17pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:42pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:52pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:49pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:17pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:23pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:47pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:53pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:25pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:40pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:10pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:43pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:27pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:01pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:17pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:08pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 May @ 9:04am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:17pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:17pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:46pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:46pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:16pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:23pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:10pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:05pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:39am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:44am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:51pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:47pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:25pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:13pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:31pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:39pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:44pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:10pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:45pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:53pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:01am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:23pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:36pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:52am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:59pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:45pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:19pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:21pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:00pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:10pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:40am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:26pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:02pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:46pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:46pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:39am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:04pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:33pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:31pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:13pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 4:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:20pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:25pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:25pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:32pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:26pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:22pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:26pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:52pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:41pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:43pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:35am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:46pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:52pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:52am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:43pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:05pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:11pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:45pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:39am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:35am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:54am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:52pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:23pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:46pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:51pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:52am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:59pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:50pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:29pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:27pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:30pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:18pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:38pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:30pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:43pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:49am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:16pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:24pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:59pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:10pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:33pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:03pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:09pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:31pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:33pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:25pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:59pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:08pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:49pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:59pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:59pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:35pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:40am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:39pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:51pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:21pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:00pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:25pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:09pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:20pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:37pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:58pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:58pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:04pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:45am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 7:59pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:29pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:23am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:45pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:52pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:45pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:52am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:02pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:18pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:05pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:39am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:44am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:14pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:53am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:26pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:25pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:13pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:42pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:59pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:39am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:58pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:39pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:32pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:40pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:37pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:30pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:26pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:19pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:25pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:33pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked