Peltzu's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 6:25am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 12:15pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 4:51am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 2:27pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 3:07pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 4:01pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 3:00am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 7:02am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 9:00am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 6:31pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2019 @ 10:13am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2019 @ 10:34am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 9:26am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2019 @ 8:42am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 11:12am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2019 @ 8:24am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 6:44am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 4:46am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 6:36pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 6:02am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 11:42am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 2:34pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 2:56am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 9:03am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 6:34am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 8:59am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 10:11am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 11:22am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 12:52pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2019 @ 8:40am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 9:56am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 6:46am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

17 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

27 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

8 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

6 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30