The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.
-- George Meredith
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[a grim, hooded wraith with a scythe approaches Peter's door]
Peter: Wh-Who are you?
Death: I'm Callista Flockhart. Who do you think I am? I'm Death.
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Some don't prefer the pursuit of happiness to the happiness of pursuit.
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Paul: If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey,
I don't wanna be right.
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual
way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of
complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin
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You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries. But
you imprison those who employ it privately.
-- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1
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"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously."
- Doctor Graper
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this guy in my profile gives his skins to everyone for some reason. He gave me karambit lol

Hi,I want to trade all your inventory (without cases and trash) for my Stattrak AK-47 Vulcan. Its around 300$ so I think it's a good offer for you. Send me trade offer please if you agree, AK and trade link are in the profile description. I don't add friends for safety so just send offer in my main profile

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added for trade i have some good offer for you

Hi bro, I want trade my ak redline for all your cases or graffities. So if u dont need them just send me offer. My ak and tradelink in my main - https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/eclipsu420/ . Dont add me i got limit, just send offer. Thanks