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Dear Diary,

I have come up with another plan to separate Senpai and Dog. I prepared two bentos for lunch today: one for my gorgeous and loveable Senpai, and the other for the Dog. Of course, Senpai’s bento contains kawaii octopus sausages and onigiri with faces on them (●´∀｀●)

However, the other bento has extremely powerful laxatives hidden in the rice. Shortly after she tastes even one grain of rice, she will feel the urge to s(｀・ω・´)”it so hard her organs will come out. Let’s see how this works out!! Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

Dear Diary,

I cannot believe my luck. MY LUCK IS TERRIBLE. As I was preparing the deadly bento this morning at 5 A.M., I forgot about the laxatives and tasted the rice. Needless to say, I stayed home today. (´；д；`)