does the five second rule apply to soup


Aja Aeris: you might be the Princess of It's Only Funny When I Do It
Aja Aeris: yeah, Princess of It's Only Funny When I Do It, heir to the kingdom of I'm F*cking Hilarious Okay

11:44 PM - 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔞 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔥: are we that f*cking doge meme
11:44 PM - 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔞 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔥: me, drunk: lets talk about systemic issues and work through our trauma together
11:44 PM - 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔞 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔥: you, drunk: haha ghost go 'boo'
11:44 PM - Peach: ...yes
11:44 PM - Peach: What's your point

7:53 PM - Call with Deadman51 ended.
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7:53 PM - bewaretheheartless: there are these little pauses where I think you've stopped
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7:53 PM - bewaretheheartless: and then nope
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7:53 PM - bewaretheheartless: you keep going
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[I-CON] Aja Aeris: It's a lot easier to convince someone to let you in someplace when your mouth is still dripping with the gore of their loved ones.
bewaretheheartless: That is the single most beautiful sentence I have ever read.


10:37 PM - bewaretheheartless: probably. he has no teeth
10:37 PM - bewaretheheartless: COINCIDENCE?
10:37 PM - EnigmaSkullman: ....
10:37 PM - EnigmaSkullman: he's an owl, heartless


5:21 PM - Aja Aeris: danke
5:22 PM - bewaretheheartless: du bist Socken
5:22 PM - Aja Aeris: ...I am a sock?
5:22 PM - bewaretheheartless: You are both socks
5:22 PM - bewaretheheartless: don't downplay yourself
5:24 PM - Aja Aeris has changed their name to Ich bin Socken.
5:33 PM - bewaretheheartless has changed their name to Ich bin auch Socken.


6:11 PM - bewaretheheartless: You are the God of Clip-Art, I am the Goddess of Word-Art.
6:11 PM - bewaretheheartless: Yes. I am convinced.
6:11 PM - [I-CON] Sky: AND TOGETHER WE ARE...
6:11 PM - [I-CON] Sky: MICROSOFT WORD CIRCA 2003??
6:11 PM - bewaretheheartless: MICROSOFT OFFICE CIRCA 2001?
6:11 PM - bewaretheheartless: WOW
6:11 PM - bewaretheheartless: WOW
6:12 PM - bewaretheheartless: WOW
6:12 PM - [I-CON] Sky: G
6:12 PM - [I-CON] Sky: SYGSDJ
6:12 PM - bewaretheheartless: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
6:12 PM - bewaretheheartless: WE DID IT THE EXACT SAME WAY I CAN'T BREATHE
6:12 PM - bewaretheheartless: RIGHT DOWN TO THE F*CKING "CIRCA"
6:12 PM - [I-CON] Sky: I WANT TO HIGH FIVE YOU SO BADLY RIGHT NOW
6:12 PM - [I-CON] Sky: THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET