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It is with heavy heart failure that I, your long term friend, Jon Sudano, drag a pen across this slab of white paper.
As you recall, I have been in a crusade to bring recognition to the unfortunate souls of our globe, but my extensive moderating in reddit has eroded my capabilities of reaching as far as I hoped.
Furthermore, since the rise of Elon Musk's neo-nazi-turbo-fascist-techno-sexist-maga movement, there has been severe setbacks in my fight for toddlers sexual reorientation therapy and post-labor abortion.
But just as Nemo did not give up in that early 2000's thriller, so will I stick to course.
Although my fight for justice are well known to the Paul community... I, Jon Sudano, must inform you I still have not found a queen to adore. I hope life has been treating you better.
With musical love,
Jon Sudano
With love,
J. Sudano
I swiftly took the chocolate bar off the stand and said "I'll be taking just this". I had no courage to even ask for me insulin no more, that woman was just some sexual deviant, I never felt so humiliated in my whole life.
It is I, your long term friend, Jon Sudano.
Today I went to the pharmacy to buy my insulin shots, I moved across the threshold and the cashier (a beautiful woman) said "Good morning, sir". Paul... I had just walked into the pharmacy and she was flirting with me. I barely could move after this, I do understand my physic attracts all sort of thick thighs but that was just some sexual harassing right there.
I replied with a simple "hello" while staring at her, barely able to move after such violence.
She started to get nervous, looking around and then she said "May I help you, sir?"
Paul, that was not the place or the time to offer herself to have sex with me, how dare that woman offer her body in such lascivious and rude way. I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, put my hands on the counter and just stood there.