"Did they just call me Patrick Swayze?"


"I'm either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or I'm gonna get into television and radio broadcasting."

"Would you see DeNiro doing a porn flick?"

"I don't care about your ass, Ricky! !"

"Go mow some lawns or something, you greasy bastard."

"Randy, a lot of barbecues look alike. You're probably on drugs or confused or something, like you usually are."

"Listen, why don't you try focusing on the weed a bit more, OK?"

"You're here for one reason and that's to sell drugs, okay? Stay focused, man."

"You’re prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again, aren’t you?"

"Listen, just pretend you're on mushrooms, all right? Just go with it."