Recent reviews by hi im pat ♥🕯️ 999

not usually my kinda game but this game is actually fantastic; highly recommended, awesome port and brilliant fun

yeh it's alright, rumble's pretty cool too

Perfect combination of basic concepts working together to create never-ending replay ability

The DayZ mod for ArmA 2 blows this game out of the water and at the time of writing, still has a (small) community. For the real experience, go get ArmA 2 DayZ and appreciate what this game could've actually been

just doesn't really give you anything

getting over it was funny, new and hilarious. this game just tries to copy it using the same concept but fails to achieve even that

cash grab, not worth

Absolutely fantastic game. For those wanting to see a high quality playthrough on it check out Northernlion's playthrough of it.

If you enjoy Binding of Isaac you will likely enjoy this game, with similar-ish mechanics, Slay the Spire is like a breath of fresh air from the current game trends currently on going.

10/10

Fantastic game, toally worth the money, especially when all 5 episodes are on sale.
10/10 would be brought to tears again

In it's current state, the game is LITERALLY unplayable.

Running on a fairly updated system (by no means uncapable of running this game), the game cannot, no matter what, run at a stable 30+ FPS. Textures do not load, the game constantly stutters and freezes, loading times are ranging from 20 seconds all the way up to (in extreme cases) 5 minutes (I have experienced this already).

As a huge fan of Just Cause 2, owning it on both PS3 and PC, Just Cause 3, in it's current state is quite literally unplayable.

A genuine rating of 1/10 as I, and hundreds - probably even thousands - of users cannot even play the game due to the god awful "optimisation" this game has received, if you can even call it optimised

its so good

game was very kawaii! nya! i lost two times and am very sad :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( i would suggest to anyone who wishes to be really immersed in a game like this!!!!!!!







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