Bing Bong

You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn," "I really hope some hot chick paints my brains out over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "pee-pee-piss-piss-boy." I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up. I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥. Your little peepee pissmyself ♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to get embarassing. I mean like... weirdly embarassing. Unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.

Ma'am

Please.

You have to crush me.

I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of times i have have had ♥♥♥ with your mom has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may may ♥♥♥♥ your mom. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards me,

Being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ towards others,

disagreeing with my opinion

Am I going to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ aswell?

No - not yet. Otherwise I will be forced to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aswell, which may cause you to loose your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I don't believe you should of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom, can you un♥♥♥♥ her

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I un♥♥♥♥ someone’s mom. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of un♥♥♥♥ appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom and move on. I will continue ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom until you improve your conduct. Remember: your mom not being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a privilege, not a right