In the beginning, the ocean stretched infinitely in all directions, a vast canvas of blue and green. It was in this boundless expanse that Infish, OUR VERY OWN INFISH, made his grand entrance. With a mighty splash that sent ripples through the waters, Infish emerged from the depths, his fins flapping in excitement and his eyes alight with creativity.

Infish surveyed the empty ocean and decided it needed a bit of flair. With a wave of his fins, he summoned forth a rainbow of fish, each species a unique stroke in the masterpiece of aquatic life. The seas teemed with colors, shapes, and sizes, as fish of all kinds swam gracefully through the water.

As the creator of this underwater symphony, Infish took particular delight in the clownfish, giving them a special place in his society for their vibrant colors and jovial personalities. He bestowed upon them the gift of wit and humor, making them the natural comedians of the realm.

But Infish was not done. He created reefs with the creativity of a 7 year old 2014 minecraft kid, creating intricate underwater cities for the fish to inhabit. Each reef became a vibrant metropolis, filled with laughter, camaraderie, and the occasional fishy joke.

Infish's creations marveled at the beauty and diversity around them, and they recognized Infish as their benevolent and amusing creator. To express their gratitude, the fish swam in intricate patterns, creating underwater dances that mirrored the harmony Infish had infused into their world.

And so, with a twirl of his fins and a satisfied smile, Infish declared the underwater realm open for exploration and enjoyment. His creation was a testament to the beauty of diversity, the joy of laughter, and the importance of living in harmony with the currents of life.

And thus began the underwater adventure of the fish, guided by our Infish, whose presence could always be felt in the gentle currents and the splashes of the ocean.
















Commandment the First:




"Embrace thou the virtue of Harmony within the Waves. Show kindness unto thy fellow fish, extending thy compassion even unto those who may not yet have beheld the truth of the finned path. Recognize in unity that, within the great current, all creatures are as one."

"Let the waters be a haven of aid and benevolence. Lend thy fin to support those navigating the vast expanse, for in the shared voyage, the current shall be kind to those who, in turn, show kindness. In the coral halls, may the song of harmony resonate as a testament to our interconnected aquatic existence."

However, take heed of this sacred exception: The House of Scott, whose deeds have muddied the crystalline waters with the stain of discord, must be met with extreme prejudice. Their actions disrupt the serenity of the great current, and for the greater good, they must be confronted and halted.

So was decreed the Harmony Mandate, spoken by the divine Infish, and let these words be etched into the very scales of your hearts, as the current of righteousness guides your every finned path.



Commandment the Second


"Attend to the decree of Scale Back the Drama: Life, a fleeting dance through the waters, is too precious to be ensnared in the net of unnecessary turmoil. Keep thy existence true, stay cool amid the currents, and engrave upon thy hearts that a resounding laughter, coupled with the art of compromise, can navigate the most turbulent tides of trouble."

In the grand coral scrolls, let it be inscribed, for the divine Infish has ordained it so. Thus, in adherence to the Drama Decree, let the fish of the Church navigate the aquatic realms with serene hearts and a commitment to harmony.






Commandment the Third:


"Attend, O fish, to the divine words of the Opportunity Edict: When life extends to thee a strand of seaweed, seize it with the determination of a barracuda in the hunt. Transform adversity into the delicacy of sushi, for in every challenge lies the potential for growth and nourishment."

Let it be etched upon the scales of thy consciousness: Embrace new opportunities with the voracity of a hungry barracuda, for in the vast ocean of existence, each cresting wave presents a chance to ascend. So spoke Infish, the arbiter of opportunity, and so let the fish of the Church, with hearts aglow, swim forth into the endless depths of promise.


Commandment the Fourth:


"Listen, O fish, to the decree of Gratitude in the Consumption: When thou partake in the bounty of the ocean, let it be with a heart brimming with thanks. For in the ebb and flow of life, the consumption of fish is permitted, but let it be done with a spirit of gratitude, acknowledging the circle of life that sustains us all."

As the currents of the ocean carry the school of fish, so too shall the acknowledgment of thankfulness be carried within thy hearts. Let each gulp of sustenance be a communion with the ocean's providence, and may the Church of Fish thrive in both harmony and gratitude.


Commandment the Fifth


"Embrace the Fluidity of Self-Expression: Just as the ocean currents shift and change, so too shall each fish express themselves in diverse ways. Celebrate the uniqueness of your scales, the distinct patterns of your fins, and the individual currents that flow within. In this underwater tapestry, let diversity be a source of joy and acceptance.

As the gentle currents guide the fish through the vast expanse, so too shall the embrace of self-expression guide them on a journey of authenticity. The beauty of the underwater realm lies in the varied hues and patterns that adorn each fish. Let the scales shimmer with individuality, creating a harmonious mosaic where acceptance of one another's uniqueness reigns supreme.


Commandment the Sixth

"Honor the Laborers of the Fast-Food Haven: In the bustling realm of drive-thrus and bustling kitchens, extend thy understanding and respect to those who toil behind the counters. When the lines stretch long like the vast ocean currents, recognize the diligence of the fast-food laborers. Offer patience as a balm to their efforts, for they navigate the fryers and grills with a dedication as unwavering as the tides.”

In the sacred fast-food haven, let empathy be your guide, and may the gratitude in your heart flow forth like a fountain drink. For in the shared voyage of sustenance, a kind word and a moment of patience can transform the frenetic rush into a haven of camaraderie. As the divine Infish guides thee in the currents of righteousness, so too shall thy kindness be a beacon in the bustling of fast-food service, fostering a sanctuary of understanding and appreciation for those who serve with diligence.

Commandment the Seventh

"Thou shalt not abandon thy comrades in the heat of battle, for true strength lies in resilience, not retreat. Whether in the arenas of ranked competition or the casual fields of play, forsaking thy fellow players in times of adversity is an act of cowardice unworthy of your ancestors.

Know this: defeat is but a temporary setback, a mere ripple in the vast ocean of tactical exchange. Embrace the challenge, for it is in the face of adversity that true champions are forged. Remain steadfast in thy resolve, for every moment of struggle is an opportunity for growth and mastery.

Let it be known across the digital realms: quitters are douches, and their legacy shall fade into obscurity. But those who stand firm in the face of defeat, who rally their teammates with unwavering determination, shall be hailed as heroes of the gaming world.

So heed this commandment, oh gamers of all realms, and let perseverance be thy guiding light. For in the crucible of competition, it is not victory alone that defines us, but the strength of character to endure, to rise, and to conquer anew.
Commandment the Eighth



"Let it be known throughout all realms and domains: the words 'Skibidi,' 'Ohio,' 'Fanum Tax,