Yellow everybody my name is Jaundiceplier

l.a.m.b.

please send pics of ur glorious tits mommy

signed by me :) lets play csgo

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you hear footsteps. You pause to hide behind a cactus and listen to him panting to catch up. You stick your head out, weary, and you see him. Baking in the hot sun, there he is. Shia Labeouf.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx