DickPepperfield
Nick
Federated State Of Micronesia, United States
Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into some guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well, then I get all excited, I'm like Jo-Jo, the idiot circus-boy, with a pretty new pet.The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you! So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. I love it, I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet, and I go... (violently destroys pet) OH MY GOD!! I killed it! I killed my sale. That's when i blow it. That's when people like you and I have got to forge ahead, Helen. Am i right?
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Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into some guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well, then I get all excited, I'm like Jo-Jo, the idiot circus-boy, with a pretty new pet.The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you! So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. I love it, I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet, and I go... (violently destroys pet) OH MY GOD!! I killed it! I killed my sale. That's when i blow it. That's when people like you and I have got to forge ahead, Helen. Am i right?
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reformed schitzophrenic 3 May, 2022 @ 8:57pm 
This guy is so cool! he said that he really wanted to hang out with my little sister! I only talked to him once on 4chan but i thought he was like a super cool guy! It was super surprising when he hit me up with my IP Address and said it was so odd we lived in the same city, but anywho me and him really kicked it off and when he saw my little sister in her room playing with her toys this good guy told me "i really love kids and i wanna have some fun with her!" so i went down stairs and started cooking and he laughed and screamed for hours! I havent really seen my sister much lately shes been going to therapy lately but she still hasnt told us what happened to her probably someting with my dad or mom they were totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! but yeah this guy is super cool!
LUGNUT 3 May, 2022 @ 8:50pm 
I met this sigma chad on a baseball forum, he invited me over to throw some balls and play catch. Little did I know, the only balls he had were his 10 ton testicles, and the only glove I had was my mouth :gnomechild:
Treytom023 16 Jun, 2019 @ 2:00am 
a true sayian... always sprinkles when he tinkles