Recent reviews by Plaid Chad

Id like to preface this with yes, I watched the sseth review, and thought to myself "Hey that looks cool, but I never really could enjoy a game like that, it seems so fast paced." But finally after a week, and after 3 of my friends bought it, I went against my better judgement and bought it thinking I would refund it after a hour.
I bought it last night, figured out how to play, and then went to bed unaware of the pure ecstasy and high I was in store for tomorrow.

A day has 24 hours, and 7 hours is how much time I spent playing this game today. More than a fourth of my day was dedicated to this wonderful bonding of mind, soul and fingers. Now you might be saying, "Hey, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser" And you would most likely be valid in that comment, for I have spent 7 hours blasting synthwave and caramelldansen, sweating out of every pour and getting worsening carpal tunnel with every headshot I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ land, and you know what? I have never felt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better baby. The melting pot of anger, love, pride and joy I get after every encounter, after every boss and after hearing the divine sounds of the guns in this game forms a cacophony of pleasure, and that sounds like some slaanesh ♥♥♥♥ so trust me when I say that this game is top ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tier. You should really buy this game and you know what, I don't care if you are a quadriplegic or a 100 year old relic barely even able to move, the creators deserve your hard earned shekels more than you do.

I'm going to bed and I bet you my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ first born I'll have wet dreams of it. This game is going to be a malignant tumor in the back of my head every wretched hour I'm unable to play it, it should be classified as a class A drug at this point with how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addicted I am.

To keep it brief, yeah I do feel good about my day, I got past the second boss on 155% difficulty, and in reality this review is just so I can brag. Cause yeah, I think I'm hot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, and compared to me you're all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worms, I dont care if you've beat the game 250 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times cause ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the size of my ego is being massively inflated by the tremendous amounts of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dopamine flowing through my brain right now. I hoped you enjoyed this essay as much as I enjoyed writing it and for a final score I give Synthetik a 10/10, now excuse me as I try to cope with my unrelenting withdrawal symptoms from not playing it and the screen bleaching my eyes for seven hours straight.

Its fun, I would like it more if it did free updates instead of 20$ DLC, but its paradox so that's asking a bit much. Part of the reason I have no achievements is because I and many others play with certain mods to compensate for some of the gruesome game mechanics but it looks like it will improve with time and DLC.

It feels good to be back.

Bad Rats has become a dead meme for a while, but I guarantee that if you buy this game. You will be presented with a mad man's mind somehow stuffed into a singular form of interactive fiction and it still holds up as one of the most thrilling yet delusional art experiences.

When I was younger I really loved this game. World's adrift was a fantastic game that had a game play niche for just about everybody, included varied and international player interaction and connection that made it easy for groups to play together, and stimulated cooperation whilst leaving room for piracy and tense negotiations. These factors were what I loved most, however the general concept of sailing in the sky on a ship you built, upgraded and fought on and against others while visiting unique thematic player made islands had a game play loop that was rewarding and like nothing I had experienced. Even when you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself either by fighting a "box" ship filled with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or by losing your ship by not paying enough attention to two sneaky Spanish saboteurs while their friend distracted you and your group, your rise back to the skies carried a unique story to it that continued throughout the rest of your time on your new vessel. This game was the best I probably will ever play, and I might even tell my kids about it when I get around to having them.

I was emailed a notice on Bossa Game's new project, Lost Skies 2 days ago. It has been years since this game shut down. The shut down was a very emotional moment for me, I was a very lonely child and met mature, nice and varied people through this game that contributed to the man I am today. I remade this review probably quite a couple times till I settled on a poorly edited and constructed rant which I regret beyond belief making. I am now so hopeful for the team at Bossa Game's new project, and I hope this review might find one of their members soon. Please pursue this game, It is a beautiful piece of art regardless of whatever form it might take, and if the development team is guided by the old vanguard of this game, or even just by the memory of it, you will do well. Take as much time as you need, I know that me, and many others will be ready to play again once you are satisfied with what you've made. Thank you World's Adrift, and thanks to everyone at Bossa for your continued hard work.

I got this game as a free copy to beta test.

Its the kind of game that you'll sit down play for a bit and then get hooked... The fast paced battles aganst hordes of orcs and ghosts and even more! Just add to that addictive hook that this game is. now im not just saying this because I got a free copy I really enjoy this game and I hope others do too, Now take what ive typed and realise this game is only being worked on by 2 people. It's truely an amazing project and I hope they go far with this game.

Gameplay is fast and fun, and as ive played though the beta ive seen the game get more polished. I understand that this game might not be your cup of tea, But thats not the case for me and others as ive played with them in the beta.

9.8/10 much Goat jokes.