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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 1:36pm

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 1:50pm

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 1:53pm

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 3:12pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 3:53pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 4:05pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 4:13pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 4:16pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 4:44pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 4:53pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 5:02pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 10:24pm

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 10:28pm

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 12:20am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 1:15am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 2:10am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 2:21am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 2:30am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 3:00am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 3:19am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 4:16am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 4:38am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 5:06am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 1:47pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 22 May, 2016 @ 2:26pm

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 10:38pm

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 1:30am

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 1:35am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 11:37pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 11:59pm

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 4:28am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 4:33am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.