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how is this ♥♥♥♥ still in alpha, and also how have they made this game worse than ever?

Burnout Paradise, oh where to begin...

(Controller Review, I've never touched this game with my M/KB)

This game is wonderful, from the up-to-date(ish) graphics to its still perfectly functioning engine and controls.
You start off as a rookie driver, starting license, starting car... which happens to be a piece of junk.

You complete different kind of events from Road Rages to Marked Man, Stunt events and Casual Races where you get to choose your own path because the entire darn island is your track, your paradise.

You unlock new cars, which will be roaming around Paradise city and you have to take them down before you own them and get the option to drive them.
You get rewarded some new cars instantly when you upgrade your license by completing multiple Events.

This rewarding system makes this game in no way possible... "Boring", it makes it beautifully and generously amazing.

after a few hours of gameplay you can already feel yourself getting better, see yourself getting better, you can gradually see each new car going faster than the previous one which slowly but surely improves your driving skill, guaranteed no matter how bad you are/used to be in racing games.

all in all, this game is a 10/10 would recommend to anyone, fan or not of the Racing Genre.

Also, DLC Related:
If you own the game on Origin, you can buy the DLC for a $1,70 or something... and this will instantly link it through origin to your EA account in Paradise City.
Afterwards, when you run Paradise City through steam and log in to your EA account.. the DLC will be on your game, even on Steam.
So if you ever bought the Humble Origin Bundle, use that Origin key because it's still working! I just tried mine 1-6-2016.
Otherwise you should buy the game on Origin as well, sorry :(

Pros:
-Amazing music, loved it.
-Rodeo flipped a big ass tanky Van sprayed with the Burnout logo, 10/10
-Beautiful graphics.
-Camera Angles on crashes/takedowns are great.
-Remember DJ Atomika from your childhood PS2 game SSX3? he's back.
-Perfect controller support, no flaws whatsoever.
-Free roam map, player gets to choose where he/she wants to go, whenever.
-70+ vehicles to unlock and choose from.

Cons:
-You will crash, a lot.
-^Deal with it, you scrub.
-Just kidding.

Actual Cons:
-Honestly, I can't say I found any cons, except for the DLC thing (In-game shop has been offline since the dinosaurs went extinct).\

Any kind of rating for my review would be kindly appreciated!

mmmmmm why you feelz, why the ♥♥♥♥ you feeellzzz, you always feeelllzzzzz.

10/10 Feels train.

This is one of the best games I've bought, I came to this conclusion within the first 30-60 minutes of playing this game.
The gameplay is amazing, the characters are so alive and the soundtrack is just so badass/beautiful.
If you have some cash, I definitely encourage you to buy this game.
You will NOT regret it; I promise.

Amazing game, definitely fun, keeps you busy for atleast a couple of hours a day. it's more fun with friends!

THIS GAME IS WORTH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAYING, IT SCARED THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF ME.