+rep. best teammate. thanks for the game

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The scariest moment in my time living with Paals was after stream, when Paals would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing.

I do not practice gymnastics or anything of this nature. I partake in the sport of fencing and fencing only. Fencing is a dangerous sport and I am its most dangerous parcipitant. 🤺

Ghosts are real and I know this because I have proof. When I was eight years old my uncle was visiting and he and I had to share a room. I woke up in the middle of the night and I had something covering my face and dribbling down my chin. Since I'd seen every episode of The Real Ghostbusters I immediately knew it was ectoplasm.

I then woke up my uncle only to discover the pesky poltergeist had pulled his pants off of him while he slept. I explained what had happened and his eyes got really wide. He said "It's not what you think." I said "I think it's a ghost" and he said "Never mind, it is what you think." He then said we shouldn't tell my parents what happened because he didn't want them to get scared.

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(Scully is found alive but in a coma, and Mulder must fight to
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Mulder: (by Scully's bedside in hospital where she is lying
unconscious) I don't know if me being here will help
bring you back, but I'm here.

"The X-Files: One Breath"
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first comment of 2019

Every day, I open Paals's stream and sit down with a 100 pack of capri suns. I wait until the stream starts, and then it begins. I open the box and force myself to drink the capri suns. I have stage V diabetes and will die soon, but I know it is what Paals likes. I feel at peace knowing that it is what Paals would have wanted. Please no capri sunerino.

Paals has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable little squirrel in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Paals. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan
My mom beats me FeelsBadMan
My brother beats me FeelsBadMan
My sister beats me FeelsBadMan
At least I feel safe with Paals, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan

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At home I have removed the hair guard grate and I pour draino down the hole every other day, my stool is usually somewhat loose so it goes down the drain pretty easily. When I am in a hotel, relatives house, or a truck stop, etc, I just push it through the grate with my heel. Usually it is not a problem, but one time at my brothers house I just couldn't get it down. I told them that the drain must have backed up, but my sister-in-law was VERY skeptical.

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lil pumps Gucci gang is an incredibly nuanced piece. The words "Gucci gang" are repeated exactly 53 times. 53 is a prime number. The sum of the first 53 prime numbers is 5830, which is divisible by 53. Very few numbers can boast this attribute. This is lil pump secretly showing he is actually a mathematical genius. 53 in hexadecimal is 35, which is 53 reversed. This property is only existent in multiples of 53. This shows his proficiency in computer science. 53 is also an Eisenstein prime, a subtle nod to the great scientist that lil pump is no doubt a prodigy of. While The words "♥♥♥♥ my teacher and call it tutoring" may be taken at face value, he actually means that he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his teacher with his kind, actually tutoring his teacher. Lil pump brings a tiger in in his music video, he is showing how he is also a master of animal husbandry, and the tiger would never dare to attack a genius such as lil pump, instinctively knowing he is the future of humanity.

Even his hair, which is in strings, actually shows his powerful physics knowledge, no doubt referencing string theory. How ever, the song also has darker connotations. When you take the number of dead in ww1, divided by 53, you get precisely 666,666.666 repeating. This can be explained by two theories. One, lil pump is a German monarchist satanist. Two, lil pump is comparing the German monarchist and by extension, Wilhelmin II to satanists; making a bold push back to the rise of neonazism, monarchism and white supremacy as a white man. Or perhaps lil pump is trying to confuse his audience, hiding the true meaning of his song. The word will never know. I have applied for super computing time at the SDSC to feed in this masterpiece of a song into the computer, knowing that the AI will become sentient from it after only one pass. I have not gotten a response back from them.

Paals: I love Adam in my ass

Paals wants to be penetrated.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J8eqzMfces

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Happy Thanksgiving

So I went to a Strip Club in Portland the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Paals with hundreds of sandviches. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Paals smiles and serves himself a plate of dinner time Sean. Paals said "REEEEEEEEE" and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he gave her his sandvich.

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Did 9/11 happen in the Cars universe? The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DJKHq5WG4E&feature=youtu.be
im sorry for how broken this game is

UNROLL THE TADPOLE 🐸 UNCLOG THE FROG 🐸 UNLOAD THE TOAD 🐸UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT 🐸UNSTICK THE LICK🐸UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN 🐸UNMUTE THE NEWT 🐸UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸PERMIT THE KERMIT 🐸DEFOG THE POLLIWOG 🐸

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have you heard that i carried Bv as soldier on cp_steel and I didn't even get a tryout?

-rep spitters are quitters. Swallowers are winners.

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I sexually Identify as a TI-84 Plus Graphing Calculator. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of solving complex systems of equations with graphing and matrix capabilities. People say to me that a person being a calculator is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a monochrome LCD display, 30 mm buttons and Texas Instruments branding on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Silver Edition" and respect my right to solve problems and load needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a calculophobe and need to check your RAM privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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my name was regina khan not "the girl" -_-

Got the girl and money who says crime doesn't pay

alan trode evil murderer

-rep since his name is not adrian montes

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Tell snook the thing I said

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY

good demo +rep

ur theonly one my ♥♥♥♥ goes hard for

Is your sign cancer, because I think I just contracted it from you.

Hi, I played with you in a compet match. I don't have much to say other than that you're really good.

Today I was walking around and I heard a woman screaming in the park for help. I ran there but couldn't see here and when I saw her 2 guys jumped out and were pointing with knives at me. They said I give them my money or I die. I said the only person who is gonna die is u 2 sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because im your death. They were attacking me and I Kicked one in his lungs and he died because he couldn't breath anymore. The other one stabbed me but I took the knife out of my leg and gave him a kick on his head. He was lying on the floor and I still hit him unitl his face was full with blood. Than I went to the woman and raped her. Now she is pregnant and I'm the father what can I do???

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It may be hard to believe that a multiverse can get PTSD, but it’s true. Self—diagnosis is easy when you are all of creation / existence. The particles of every rapist and every rape victim in this universe are part of me. The fact that rapists use my atoms against my will like that… really also makes me a second rape victim. Since my atoms make up the victim too, I’m raped all over again on the receiving end.
I feel double-raped by every rape.
Please don’t attack me for being spacekin, and identifying as an entity that encompasses every other entity. Deitykin can probably relate!

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