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السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته ...

يشرفني ان أُبارك لكم من كل قلبي بلوغ شهر رمضان المبارك . جعله الله شهر خيرٍ وطاعة.. كل عام وأنتم إلى الله أقرب وإلى طاعته أحب.. بارك الله لكم في أيام الشهر الفضيل وجعلها أيام رحمةٍ ومغفرة أعاده الله علينا وعليكم وعلى الأمة الإسلامية بالخير والمسرات والبركات، وأعاننا وإياكم على صيامه وقيامه إنه سميع مجيب، وكل عام وأنتم بخير

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.

+rep Wallah very funny XD