Who is this, Mr. President?

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He a ♥♥♥♥♥.He about to drown in your girl's panties and splurge all over her face. Otherwise, vey nice gentlemen. Highly skilled and consious in game and shows no signs of lakadaisicalness. #WhiteHousePower

Any date is better than just watching television alone and crying yourself to sleep, right?
With me you will forget TV even exist, I promise!
I'm the sort of hot date your friends bragged about and
probably your family warned you against.
Mostly, I'm in no mood for tearjerker movies.
But I do enjoy some hot action which will make you shed a tear or two of joy!
See if you can sway me, darling.

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girl: am I pretty?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if I walked away
Boy: no
She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: you're not pretty...... You're beautiful
Boy: i don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: i don't like you...... I love you
Boy: i wouldn't cry if you walked away...... I die if you walked away
Boy whispered: please stay with me
Girl: i will
*tonight at midnight your true love will realize he/she loves you
*something good will happen to you at 1-4pm
*tomorrow it could happen anywhere!
*get ready for the shock of your life!
*if you don't repost this to 5other comments...... You will have badluck in relationships for the next 10years