The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the
eagle -- on the back of a dollar.
-- Finlay Peter Dunne
😙
"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off."
-- Johnny Carson
😷
quark:
The sound made by a well bred duck.
🤐
There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.
😲
"I figured there was this holocaust, right, and the only ones left alive were
Donna Reed, Ozzie and Harriet, and the Cleavers."
-- Wil Wheaton explains why everyone in "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
is so nice
🤣
He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
😭
Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
first two laws.
🤗

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