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Ye hath been slapped on the cheek by the glove of a sophisticated 19th century King, you are now henceforth my ♥♥♥♥♥.
By the grace of God, ye must now slap others and earn thyn own slaves lest they all be taken by me. Thou shalt not slap me back, for if you do, ye shall be executed.
Yours Sincerely,
King Edward VII of Great Britain.