**About Me:**
🎮 **Eclectic Gamer & Digital Connoisseur**
- *Current obsessions:*
— Taming the fields of **Farming Simulator 22** (48h of Zen agriculture 🌾).
— Battling pixelated gothic horrors in **Blasphemous** (2h of masochistic bliss ⚔️).
— Surviving Finnish summer chaos in **My Summer Car** (1.3h of virtual alcoholism 🍺🔧).
- *Philosophy:* "Games are libraries. Some shelves hold wheat, others hold bloodstained prayers."

**My Gaming DNA:**
- **Love for the Absurd:** From tractor manuals to cursed deities – if it’s weird, I’m in.
- **Completionist’s Curse:** 12/45 achievements in FS22? A *deliberate* tease.
- **Time Traveler:** Split between 90s Finland (Satsuma repairs) and dystopian theocracies (hello, Blasphemous).

**Beyond Simulators:**
- **Secret Passions:**
→ **Immersive RPGs** (where choices scar the soul).
→ **Unconventional Indies** (the weirder, the better).
→ **Retro Revivals** (Deus Ex’s conspiracies > modern loot boxes).
- **Currently Exploring:**
— *Something psychological* (to balance all that wheat).
— *Something punishing* (because Blasphemous is my warm-up).

**Life in Pixels:**
> *“My Steam library: 10% farming, 10% suffering, 80% ‘what even is this genre?’”*