touching myself

just another one of those cheatin little kids

+rep What can I say about this player that hasn’t been written in the sacred scrolls of gaming lore? This legend joined our lobby, and I instantly knew my life would never be the same. His gameplay? Flawless. His aim? Sharper than a diamond-coated katana blessed by esports gods. His map awareness? Like he hacked reality and downloaded the enemy’s moves into his brain. Truly inspirational. But wait, there’s more. He wasn’t just a gamer — he was a life coach. Between rounds, he fixed my finances, saved my relationship, and gave me a keto meal plan. Thanks to him, I now have a diversified portfolio, a thriving love life, and abs. His leadership? Unmatched. He didn’t just call shots — he gave speeches so motivational I felt ready to storm Normandy. If you ever have the chance to play with this saint of the gaming world, drop everything and join his team. He doesn’t just carry games — he carries lives.

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touching myself

-rep left the game bc he is mad