Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

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[Verse 1]
He gave us cars that drive so fast
Made rockets built to blast
Oh, thank you Elon Musk
He took over Twitter's reign
He saved free speech for all
Eliminating woke pain

[Chorus]
SpaceX flies, Tesla self drives
Starlink beams with laser dreams
He's got a master plan for our lives

[Interlude]
Let's occupy Mars
Let's occupy Mars
And making kids to keep mankind alive

[Verse 2]
Neuralink is on the way
Boring tunnels save the day
Oh, thank you Elon Musk
Fighting fights for freedom's sake
Politics? He's not afraid
He won't just sit and watch

Hey, sorry I heard your voice in all chat and I just thought it was so cute, I really wanted to tell you that! It's really rare to see girls playing dota and not being mad at dummy teammates at all. Don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play 14d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you. Sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I'm really shy I don't go out much. add me we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxxx

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