Recent reviews by 5.0 Whiskey Oxley

Ignore what the hivemind is saying about Starfield. Starfield is awesome and Bethesda did a terrific job.

Edit for my Steam Awards badge.

Very underwhelming DLC. The fun cars need to be unlocked by grinding trophies which is annoying and repetitive. FH5, by itself, is excellent. But don't bother with this DLC.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Greenland rustles my jimmies.

I like watching the patients slipping in their own and others' vomit and urine.

Amazing game. I just wish the hot goth doctor would punish me more.

This might be the second best Warriors game behind WO4. (Yeah, I know. I just like that one better.) Music, story, game play, characters, etc. are all top notch. Any fan of the Warriors games should definitely get this one.

And once you get the game... To make it easy, once you have Joan of Arc, just spam X-X-X-X-Y if you're using an Xbox controller.

>Buy Terraria
>Find a boomerang
>Spend the next few hours massacring bunnies and squirrels
>Go Home
>Play Terraria

What an incredible way to end the trilogy.

And F EGS.

Vroom Vroom

They didn't make Tifa's milk trucks big enough.