Neue Rezensionen von Darneld Leviticus Sackington

This is a compilation of games that simply goes and fills a niche in the gaming market for old people.
Simply put, I am old I guess because damn, UFO 50 slaps. It's such an interesting concept to see the progression of a gaming company unfold right before your eyes. Now, do I care for that? No. I'm just regurgitating what I've seen on the internet to give my review at least a little bit of validity and make it sound more intelligent. Anyway, here are my picks within the game.

Game #9, Attactics: This was one of the first games I played in the collection. I wasn't really going in order, but it just looked interesting to me. And boy was it. It's a very fast paced strategy game where you have to move different soldiers vertically/backwards on your grip, and every turn everything moves forward or attacks, depending on its relative location to enemy soldiers. It's a very fun game that feels completely unfair at times in the story and the score-based mode, but the relief given when it's beaten is just uncomparable.

Game #13, Mooncat: Ok, this is a basic opinion when it comes to this game. But honestly, it's a basic opinion for a reason. The biggest argument for this game is the fact that it has easily the best song in the entire collection. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is that song just phenomenal. Then getting to the game and its wonky controls, while they are a little hard to grasp, it's still pretty quick to figure them out. Now, I will say this, using a guide on this game will save you hell. Trying to figure this game out is not really worth it, at least to me if you want the cherry. But the gameplay was just fun anyway, even while using a guide. Also, as to not be completely basic, I do NOT like Party House. Like, at all. It feels literally impossible to do honestly.

Game #14, Bushido Ball: This is weird tennis. That's what it is. Take pong and set it in feudal/isolationist Japan with samurai hitting a ball back and forth. It's oddly addicting and fun to play. It shouldn't be so fun, but here I am, blabbering about how much fun it is to such an extent that I can't even use another word.

Game #28, Rail Heist: This is a 20 level western game where you have to make it through a train as an outlaw, grabbing the cash and getting out of there. Critically looking at it, there's nothing extremely outlandish in here that should make it so good. But it's just executed so well. It's not too hard of a game either, great to first get into UFO 50 I'd say.

Game #31, Pingolf: I'm just a sucker for golf. I like golf, not much more too it. I will say this, I beat the game, getting the gold, before even knowing I could slam the ball down. I was wondering how one could even get that Cherry with just hitting it, but no, you have a ball slam that completely changed the game. I'm just stupid.

Game #42, Night Manor: This is a play it once and your done sort of game. But it took me a solid 2-4 hours, not sure exactly, but wow was it fun. It's like an old horror PC game where you just point and click to go from room to room. Why I liked playing it on a controller is beyond me, but something about it was just captivating. I think many of these games are just charming in some aspects and hook me because of it. Solid game, solid experience, love to see it.

Game #47, Quibble Race: It's horse racing but it's some stupid green bugs that can't stand straight half the time. And my god was it addicting. Also, one of the first games I played, apparently I may be a chronic gambler when I get older. And, similarly to many gamblers, it pissed me the hell off at times. But, that's what it's supposed to do. This is like one of those anti-war movies where it is a war movie. This is a gambling game to try and persuade you not to gamble. I hope it worked. Oh yeah, and it's fun.

There are many more games in this collection that are just fun little endeavors to go on. I've done most of the shorter ones, I don't want to delve into Grimstone without touching the ninja one. Quickly, other games I'd recommend in here: #7: Velgress, #5: Magic Garden, #23: Onion Delivery, #17: Campanella, #45: Mini & Max, #16: Camouflage, and #20: Warptank.

Sick game.

I LIKE MONSTER HUNTER BUT I CAN'T PLAY IT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SAD TO HURT THE COOL MONSTERS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY TRY TO LIMP AWAY IT IS TOO MUCH. *Duke Nukem Theme plays*

Anyway, I decided to grab this whilst waiting for Wilds (I have a long time coming). I played 3 Ultimate on my 3DS and remember getting hooked, I probably have over 500 hours in that game. Then, I played World + Iceborne. I hopped around it a little bit before finally understanding and loving the game, and put another 350 hours into that game. I hope I can get the same experience playing this game.

My only real complaint is the multiplayer. I'm kind of sad that it isn't large lobbies where anyone could join, rather the small individual lobbies. I think those big ones from World really worked and I loved just joining in on random quests. I haven't played multiplayer yet, so maybe I'm wrong, but I just liked that option.

It also feels a little too easy so far, though maybe I'm just goated.

it's so sadddd mannnnnn I'm over here cryiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn mannnnnnnnnnnnn

sefiroth

square

crustacean competition

shark

fabt and furius

was better until epic took it and made it a cash grab but still fun

well, it was good. Don't know why but now everytime I open it the game crashes upon joining a game, the new menus are awful, the fact that you can't have as many guns now, matchmaking has felt worse than ever, the guns don't work like it used to, the updated graphics do nothing except make it so less people can actually run the game. Delightful that Valve truly ruined the game.