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2d minecraft with alot of guns and sparkly stuff.
is a pretty rad but hard game
i totally didn't write this review just for that summer sale
k bye now

Zombies?
Check.

Nice story?
Check.

Crafting?
Check.

Graphics?
Definitely check.

Weapons?
Mostly melee, but check.

Parkour?
Check.

Good ol zombie slaughter?
Kinda check.

Pants soilingly terrifying or head steamingly annoying types of infected?
Check.

Able to become either a feared survivor or a feared Night Hunter (Infected)?
Check.

Enraged players covered in green, purple and orange goo screaming "P***y."?
Check.

It has almost everything you like about a zombie game. As an added bonus, and as another reviewer said, it makes or rather, forces the player to play a cautious, clever playstyle and punishes those who go full out all rambo. Especially on the hardest difficulty, nightmare mode.

Try it. You'll love it.

This is a game where you could do insane things ranging from...

• Building a house made out of bathtubs
  
• Create traps that explode
  
• Make watermelons
  
• Smash that watermelon
  
• Create creative vehicles made out of telephones and cacti
  
• Make unique rube goldberg machines
  
• Force feed an NPC watermelons (Not kinda)
  
• Become Michael Bay
  
• Crash the game or r**e your CPU in the process because you exploded the map into atoms by filling it with excessive amounts of explosive exploding barrels of explodiness or anything explosive in that matter
  
• Fill a bathtub with watermelons

• Slaughter everything that lives using conventional or non conventional weaponry for example:
  
• Lead
  
• A glowing piece of rebar
  
• Transparent balls that vaporises anything that's alive
  
• A rocket launcher
  
• An intermodal container
  
• A watermelon

• You could also eat a colored ball
  
• Splatter everything in watermelons
  
• Conquer the entire universe
  
• Try to pet a headcrab
  
• Disfigure Gman's face like clay using a tool gun
  
• Replace said Gman's head with a watermelon.

Oh, by the way, did i mention watermelon again?

P.S. There are gamemodes too, TTT and Murder for example, try them out too!
There are addons from workshop that can entertain you even further, such as having a C4 with an increasing desire to blow up infront of NPCs or peoples faces, guns, cool huds, more guns, cars, medkits, a cube with a pink heart symbol that wants to shank your booty if you leave it unattended, fast food and a huge mountain of EVEN MORE guns. ( No list here cause REASONS.)













EDIT:
Theres also a rocket launcher.
And melons.
Melon launchers.

A very addicting game that has tons of hats.


"Gabe Newell here."

[Snipers staring upwards and spinning sporadically, sniper rifle spam]

"Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military grade product;"

["good shot m8"]
["nice shot"]
["good shot m8"]

"Team Fortress 2."
"How do we get so many bots in 'em? Like this."

[TF2 empty map ambience, camera showing an abandoned office]

"Plus, we give up on the VAC system. That's 65% more aimbot, per aimbot.
This is the same technology we've been using on our playerbase for decades. Scares the hell out of them."


#FixTF2 #SaveTF2