After 1000+ hours of this masterpiece, i feel obligated to write a review

Shower with your dad simulator 2015: do you still shower with your dad is a game way ahead of it's time. Cyberpunk 2077, Hades, Warzone, Animal crossing, etc. Looking at all of the previous listed games and more, it is obvious that as much as they stick out to the younger generation in todays society, Shower with your dad simulator is where real men, and or women come to find happiness, peace, and ease with their lives. If you are below the age of 65 then i would highly recommend coming back later or reading the manga as anyone below that age does not have a wide grasp on life yet, therefor cannot fully comprehend the depth and desire that is hidden within this game.
But enough rambling. Let's talk about the game itself.

Shower with your dad simulator 2015: Do you still shower with your dad takes place in the year of 2015. It follows our main characters of Magnum, Lefty & Robin. And their respective dads, Thomas, Richard and Johnnie. The game consists of 6 different game modes. 3 default, and 3 you unlock throughout your adventure. The first three game modes consist of 'Endurodad' 'Dadathlon' and 'Dad Divisions' Each one just as fun as the other.
Endurodad requires you to pick one of your three heroes and match them to your respective dads before the timer runs out. Trying to achieve as many points possible. After a certain amount of time, more dads will show up to try and confuse you, and your dads will attempt to hide themselves behind the shower curtains giving you only a split second to find your father.
Dadathlon is the same ordeal except you play as all three of our heroes in an alternating fashion whilst attempting to reach your dads in the quickest possible times.
In both Endurodad and Dadathlon, you may collect powerups which randomly spawn across your runs, some genuinely helping you, and most just boosting your score. You unlock more as you go.
There are also Puddles which spawn to try and ruin your run, so make sure to watch out! Step in one and you lose control of your character as they slide across the floor until inevitably sliding into some random dudes genitals.
And the final one of the default three is Dad Divisions. In this game mode, you once more alternate between the main three characters and must catch your falling dads. All three fathers are falling from the sky and you must switch character and extend your arm to grab the correct corresponding dad. It's a bit tricky at first, but after plenty of practice, it becomes a cake walk.

SPOILERS AHEAD!
The next three game modes are 'Soapico' 'The dad with the iron shower' and 'inglorious bathdads' Each with their own unique play style.
Soapico is the only game mode where you play as a one of the dads. Thomas in this case. You are a police officer who is ready to take a shower after a long day of work. But you get to the shower just to see that its broken! In this point and click detective styled game mode, your objective is to work together with all the tools in your disposal and fix the shower. You unlock this game mode at random after playing the first 2 game modes for a while.
Next up is The dad with the iron shower. In this game mode you play most commonly as Magnum and discover that your dad is secretly a Ninja! Your goal? Survive. Your dad turns against you, or at least that's what he wants you to think, as in fact! He is merely testing your skill to survive, to become as good as your father. In this game mode of quick barrages of throwing stars being lobbed at you from every angle plus multiple rogue ninjas hurdling towards you, survival is hard. (Unless you just. Glitch into the wall) But it most definitely a worthy outcome once you survive. You unlock this game mode at random by walking into the south wall after all dads disappear in the endurodad mode.
Lastly. We have Inglorious bathdads. This game mode takes place in the sky. You are in a bathtub with your father, soaring through the air. You will see dads flying towards you at the speed of light. You must choose 1 of 2 options. You either rescue your dads and slain all others. Or rescue your dads and leave them alive. It's entirely up to you. Choose wisely. This game mode is unlocked after seeing your dad in a bathtub after roughly 25~ minutes of playtime.
That's just about all there is to cover for the gameplay. Everything else you can figure out by yourself.

LORE SPOILERS AHEAD!
Moving swiftly onto the lore now. Very little is actually known about the lore of this game. But there is layers and depth to this striking down miles. I won't go fully in depth here, just give the brief overview. As there are many other places to find the lore about this game. The main thing we do know for certain however. Is that Robin is NOT Johnnies son. You can find both Robins real father and Johnnies real son within the game at other points though however. To find Johnnies real son. It is quite simple. Simply go to the main menu screen or game mode select screen and hold the Up arrow key and there is a high chance that you will see Magnum along with Johnnies real son beside him. This is the only currently known way to find him. As for Robins real father. You must achieve a high enough score in endurodad or dadathlon gamemode to where it'll start spawning in other dad's. Once achieved, one of the few extra dads which can appear is Robins father. Interacting with him does nothing as of now, but it's pretty obvious that both of these connections are true.
As a side note. There were leaks of new content lore and a possible gamemode a while back, but none of this has been confirmed nor denied. But from what it was seen, it was to do with robin and Johnnie not being real family.
Also Johnnie could be some kind of Alien spider thing, but not enough evidence as of yet.

Secrets, achievements & extras.
There are not many secrets within this game as for now. There is the previously stated son of Johnnie in the menu in which you can find. And there is also what appears to be a cheat code/console command type ordeal hidden within the menu. There are no current codes working for this game as i write this. There is a very very very small chance of it inputting a code as correct after typing out anything, but it does not do anything or alter the gameplay in any way.

In between games, the loading zones are quite fun. They consist of either one of the fathers either telling you a really bad dad joke which you will inevitably laugh at because your sense of humour is near to nothing if you are even playing this game in the first place. Or some kind of intractable minigame. Usually just requiring you to quickly spam your keyboard or mouse.

As far as achievements go. Most of them are unlocked throughout just simply progressing with the game. The others can be quite challenging. The achievements for lasting 6 whole minutes in Dad Divisions and lasting 3 minutes in dadathlon are the 2 hardest achievements up to date in my personal opinion. There are also three achievements which are not yet unlockable.

~Music and art style~
The music in this game may catch you off guard at first, as it doesn't exactly fit the shower experience. But sometimes some hard hitting electronic funk is what you need when frantically running into your dads womb broom. I however think some smooth Jazz would have fit the vibe better. But this is just as good.
Onto the art style. It's retro type style really represents the game as a whole in my opinion. It really stands out amongst the rest and suits this game perfectly. I seriously cannot see this game in any other art style or i do not think it would be the masterpiece it is today.

~Community~
The community is very welcoming. It can be quite competitive at times however, so do be warned. But that's to be expected with a high octane game such as this.

~Replayability~
I have 1000 hours. Yes.

TLDR; I need a life.