In the gym training arms, some alpha freak curling the same weight beside me, obviously trying to outdo my reps. So I did what I needed to do to assert myself, and curled everything I could find.
Throwing plates at the bar, he matched me every set. Then when it was all said and done, I felt we developed a mutual respect. I shot him a quick wink and he fired one right back at me. I got the brave to go and talk to that bulky monster, and low and behold it was a mirror. So I did what felt natural and masturbated to myself.

My teammates are AI sent in from the US government and have one goal: trolling my pugs. They do everything within their power to be anti-social, body-block, and whiff. They have the code sent up in their brains to cause any sort of disharmony or disagreements among their teammates. They will simply pay the money that the government gives them to play FACEITpugs, but it is written within their code to sometimes go afk randomly, only scream profanities/racial slurs, and ESPECIALLY to deny any sort of logic that their teammate gives them. It is also written within their code to act like s1mple, but have the aim of Liquified Dog. Some AI Pug Bots are disguised as 30 year old men with Cal-Main XP, have over 5,000 pugs played, and somehow yet have their highest rank on FACEIT is level 4. It's not humanly possible to be this bad. This is why the ONLY explanation is that they are AI.

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Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm cleaning up my friends list. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut in staying on it, and I am sorry. We never become better and more prosperous if we don't learn from our mistakes. Also, I have no interest in trying to be friends with someone who thinks they have (193) friends or whatever you're up to now. Do you even have 1 real friend or just collecting people you don't know on steam? Either way I don't think you know or have any clue what you're doing and I want nothing to do with it.

Can I get $20 PLEASE!

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