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Una chica... ¿Y una gamer? ¡Uau, mamá! ¡Hummina, hummina, hummina, bazooooooooing! *ojos desorbitados* ¡AROOOOOOOOGA! *se le cae la mandíbula y la lengua sale* GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU *la lengua sale de la boca sin control goteando y todo a su alcance* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *un pequeño cupido le dispara una flecha al corazón* Ahhhhhhhhhhh mi señorita... *un corazón en forma de corazón empieza a latir tan fuerte que puedes verlo a través de la camisa* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *un camión de leche se estrella contra una panadería en el fondo derramando líquido blanco y masa en las calles* EL BEBÉ QUIERE ♥♥♥♥ *inhala del tanque de gasolina* honka honka honka honka *masturbarse Furiosamente* ohhhh Dios mío~

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

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dumbass is still trying to make inferno work LMAO